*phone vibrates while sitting on it*
*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*
Sheila’s on my dash again~
This is probably my favorite of your costumes, dear
ehehehehe its me. <3
“Her secret temptation”
I was throwing a bonfire party and my sim was warming up herself but it looked like she wanted to touch his butt, and his facial expression looks like he secretly wants her to go on and do it.
i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
“balloon sword”
it looks like a dick
what did you just call me
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
I WAS TRYING TO SHWO SOMEONE MY PASTA I WAS EATINGF ON SKYPE AND THE WHOLE THING FELL OMFGG
pure freudian empathy
I saw this and shouted out of joy
Get away from me you little fuck
this is the most precious thing ive ever seen
